Tonight should be another epic battle. You have the man I believe should take home the Cy Young this season, Carlos "Big-Z" Zambrano, taking on that fairy Ben Sheets. Hey Sheets!!! Why don't you go get another ear infection?!? The DL misses you, faggot.
Unfortunately I think the Brew Crew are here to stay for the season. God I hate the fucking Brewers. Almost as much as I hate that cheater Ankiel. Alright, almost time for the first pitch, see you guys after the game!!!