7-1

Wow! That is all I can say this morning. You know, you listen to these idiots on ESPN like Buck Showalter tell you that the Brewers can hang with the Cubs and may even be better off for the rest of the season, and it actually makes you a little nervous. Then Tuesday night happens...

Hey Blow-walter!!!! How do you like the Through-Crew now, dickface??!? 3 game back baby, and with the way that pitiful excuse for a club played last night, that lead must seem like about the size of Lake Michigan.

And what else can be said about Big Z?? The man just gets it done. 8 innings, 9 strikeouts, 0 runs, a bases loaded RBI, and one broken bat over his knee. Are you fucking kidding me?!? Skip the formalities and give the man his Cy Young now!! Also, big ups to A-Ram for a more than solid 4-5 performance at the plate, although that might not be that hard against Sheets, who at this point looks like he'd have a hard enough time cracking the New Trier JV team, let alone pitching to the likes of the Chicago Cubs

Back with more later, going to savor this one for awhile. It's days like this when the windy city air smells a little sweeter and the Lou's pie tastes that much better. What a fucking team!! Enjoy the day folks!!!

What a day!!!

Cubs-6, Brewers-4.  I can't think of a better or more exciting time to be launching Sons of Sandberg.  What a finish last night!!!  I usually hate when this cliche is used, but that really had the feel of October baseball in July.  Plus it was all the more sweet to hand that fat-ass C.C. Sabathia his first loss in the NL.  Or is it C C this week?  Just decide already you idiot.

Tonight should be another epic battle.  You have the man I believe should take home the Cy Young this season, Carlos "Big-Z" Zambrano, taking on that fairy Ben Sheets.  Hey Sheets!!! Why don't you go get another ear infection?!?  The DL misses you, faggot.

Unfortunately I think the Brew Crew are here to stay for the season.  God I hate the fucking Brewers.  Almost as much as I hate that cheater Ankiel.  Alright, almost time for the first pitch, see you guys after the game!!!